Who else would come up with this : Link

And just as I thought “How could there ever be a girl worth writing 143 pages of good things about ?”, my questions were answered.

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Harish has written a love letter — 143 pages long — to an imaginary lover.

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Makes perfect sense now. Another excerpt from the article :

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The letter, in Kannada, begins with ‘Preethiya Abhisarika’ (Dear Abhisarika) and ends with ‘Mathe ninna nireeksheyalli kanasu marida huduga’ (Awaiting you…).

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If “awaiting you” takes more than a line in Kannada, no wonder he decided to write it in Kannada !

And lastly, I am not sure if the juxtaposition of “employee of BSNL” and “penned in leisure” is incidental or just plain sarcastic.

I think I need to stop dissecting every sentence now !

Side-note : Just like you can scrape through into IIT’s and IIM’s with lower marks if you are an OBC, there ought to be a different target for married men attempting the above record !!!