Advani says the government is in ICU : Link

I can almost visualize a Bollywood scene where Manmohan Singh has been shot by Prakash Carrot’s bullet in the climax and Amar Singh gets him to the hospital in his arms. The doctor, the most qualified person for the post, Mrs. Pratibha Patil, coming out of the operation theatre and saying, “Patient ki halat bohot nazuk hai. Mulayam ke saath Soren aur Gowda ki bhi zaroorat hai. Ab sab upar wale Babaji ke haath mein hai”. Meanwhile, Amar Singh goes off angrily to the only temple in the film city and starts hamming endlessly with “Maine aajtak tujhse Amitabh aur Anil ke siva kuch nahi maanga” and Sonia weeping uncolsolably outside the operation theatre praying before an idol. Unknown to everyone, Advani comes in and mixes poison in the blood that is being given to Manmohan Singh. Will god get tired of Amar Singh’s hamming and frustrated with Sonia’s hindi dialogues and grant a life to Manmohan ? Or will he decide to give credit to the chance-pe-dancers Mayawati, Carrot and Advani ?

Wow .. it would be really tough being god.