While I do know that aliens have attacked India and are kidnapping cows (click on the rectangles for images), I would rather target things that are within my dignity thresholds.

The background being a student was severely beaten up by his physical education teacher for trying to use the RTI act to know his examination marks. The story ends with :

Jai Singh Yadav, when asked if he had indeed beaten the student, said: “I didn’t do anything at all.” He even threatened the reporter with dire consequences for reporting the incident.

Well, he looks like a nice peace loving person to me.

P.S. : TOI back with Mallika Sherawat hallucinating about Madhumala with the lines :

Was the Bollywood hottie hallucinating? Or is Madhubala’s spirit still with us? Watch this space …

Yes, because that is true journalism.

Edit : Raghu points out something I overlooked.

And she was dressed in Anarkali’s costume (designed by Ashley Rebello) when she took her break and fell asleep.

Digging deep into facts, well they atleast have their basics right.