While the elitist “Oscar movie” watching people have been shamelessly applauding Slumdog Millionaire, the Hindu Janajagruty Samiti (HJS) has meditated deeply on the movie to discover the following objections :
All characters in this film are Muslims except a few like, begger boy Arvind, Game show host Prem Kumar and Jamal’s girlfriend Latika.
And to add to their woes, a Muslim wins 20 million ruppes and also gets Latika !! Damn you Danny Boyle !
Hindu boy Arvind was made blind and begger. Again why not Salim, Shaik, Omar?
Well I hear from Danny Boyle that originally Jamal was supposed to be blinded but then he wasn’t able see half the answers as they happened in his life.
Now the gem :
As per the news, Muslim boys are paid to lure Hindu Girls. In this film Jamal, a Muslim boy is shown very kind to Hindu girl. This is part of international conspiracy against Hindu culture.
Even I cannot counter that.
But as a citizen of a democratic country, I will not say anything against the HJS. Instead, keeping in line with the recent forms of protest, I propose we start The Pink Dogs Campaign to send them our spare “pink dogs”.