It is a tie this week (since I do not have the resources to resolve conflicts the Indian democratic way, SMS polls) :

The first being Wajid Shamsul Hasan, Pakistan’s High Commissioner to the UK :

“You must first give credit to Pakistani intelligence and law enforcement agencies for unearthing so many people who have been conspiring against various countries and planning terrorist activities.”

Ahem.

The second of the first is Congress spokesperson Abhishek Singhvi :

“Give Bharat Ratna to Bush. I don’t know what the rules are but I will officially do something.”

Sure. And maybe Padma Shri to the shoe.