What do you do when you read about such a Guiness record :

A world record in the length of a queue to a toilet was set Sunday when 756 people lined up to a latrine in central Brussels to raise awareness for the need for clean water on World Water Day. ”The latrine was of the same design as we use in third world countries — a dry latrine — and we formed the longest queue this morning,” UNICEF spokesman Benoit Melebeck said.

“The Guinness Book of Records told us we needed to get at least 500 people in the queue to get the record,” he said.

While I must admit it makes Abhishek Bachchan’s record attempt seem sacrosanct, the veracity of their claim looks non-judgeable. How could one confirm that each one of the 756 people actually used it ? Or were they in the line just for the record ? Or did they even know what the line was for considering the noise level in information transfer between humans ? It is almost sure that the 756th person did not attend the exact same call of nature for which he queued up unless he has infinite control or a burst bladder; then should only those people be accounted for who attended the same call of nature they intended to ?

I can just go on and on so I better stop. I could annoint them “Dudes of this week” but that would just be glorifying their non-achievement. 

Vetti buggers, as a friend would say. [Vetti - Tamil for vella/jobless].