Using transitivity between Chance pe Dance and Dance pe Vote, the post could be renamed Chance pe Vote too. But that is not the point, as there is no point. Or line. Okay stop.
We all know that Mallika Sarabhai is going to take on Shri. L. K. Advani in Gandhinagar. I went through L.K. Advani’s website and I am pretty sure Shri is his first name now; what a cool use of renaming, no ? (pssst .. I also hear he plans to rename the Babri Masjid to Babri Masjid Mandir so that the right-wing organizations are happy they got a mandir at that exact spot). Ok I am digressing from the main point, which doesn’t exist anyway so let’s just digress further. So how do you campaign in your constituency when all you know is dance ? Mallika Sarabhai provides the answer :
This week, the dusty hamlet on the outskirts of Ahmedabad will come alive when Darpana’s troupe descends on it for a live performance of Bhavai, and a play titled ‘Sapna’. These are not commercial projects, but constitute a part of the election campaign of Sarabhai, who is contesting as an independent candidate from Gandhinagar.
I am quite impressed. Instead of everyone speaking the the language of the netas, candidates should campaign doing what they are good at.
So Shatrughan Sinha, Chiranjeevi and Dharmendra should be allowed to beat up their rivals. Sanjay Dutt .. I am not sure what Sanjay Dutt is good at, but if the age-old saying “Practice makes a man perfect” (incidentally, many of our present leaders were alive and kicking (each other .. like in the parliament ?) when it was coined and actually voted for it over “Perfect makes a man practice”) still holds true, he could go to jail again (if you understood the previous sentence without having to go back and read any bits, you did not understand it).
But wait .. Sanjay Dutt has already been replaced by Nafisa Ali. She has every right to scare away rivals through bad acting. Incidentally, she is also known for the statement “I will be an asset to Lucknow“, which exponentially boosted Rahi Sawant’s confidence in winning a Lok Sabha seat, “I will be two assets to any constituency !!!”. The same holds true for Jaya Prada. The bad acting I mean.
The only candidate who could legally distribute cash for votes is Meera Sanyal. She is the CEO of ABN Amro you see.
But god forbid Salman Khan from contesting. If you are a duck or a pavement dweller (or Aishwarya Rai for that matter), you do not want to be around when he is campaigning.
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April 10, 2009 at 8:15 pm
SHALLU
DEAR MS. MALLIKA SARABHAI,
WE PRAYED FOR THE LAST WHOLE MONTH TO ALMIGHTY, TO GIVE US RIGHTIOUS [SERVENT] LEADERS TO ADMINSTER THE NATION WITH PEACE AND JUSTICE. AND WE FOUND NONE AT PRESENT FROM THE OLD LOT. THEY ALL ARE CORRUPT MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY, IMMOTIONALLY, FINANCIALLY, AND DONE LOT OF ATTROCITIES ON WOMEN, CHILDREN, MEN, POOR PEOPLE AND COMMUNITIES IN MANY STATES AND VARIOUS LOCATIONS WITH THE HELP OF THEIR REPRESENTATIVES.
NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR A CHANGE. YOU WILL DEAFIT ‘THE OLD MAN’. AND BELEIVE THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE IT. { REMEMBER THE STORY OF DAVID AND GOLIATH }THIS YEAR’S BOTH THE ELECTIONS WILL BE THE GREAT TESTIMONIES. ALL THE MPS AND MLAS WHOES LINEN IS DIRTY WILL BE DEMOLISHED AND DISTROYED BY THE RIGHTOUS AND SIMPLE PEOPLE , IN THE POWERFULL NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. {i.e. MR. BARRACK OBAMMA PREZ OF USA }THE REASON BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SERVENT LEADERS AND DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF ‘WASHING THE FEETS OF DESCIPLES.
TILL THEN, WE PRAY THAT ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AND RELEASE HIS HOLY SPIRT UPON YOU AND TEACH YOU SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE THINGS NOT KNOWTH. {JEREMIYAH- 33:3 } PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK LIE, SPEAK TRUTH AND “THE TRUTH WILL DELEVER YOU ” AND PRAY DAILY FOR THE POWER OF THE LORD. GOD BLESS.