I usually just give a cursory glance to the search engine terms through which readers land on this blog. Today there was a query that surprised, shocked, amused and ‘a plethora of other emotions’ed me. The search engine query went :

“did deepak kill himself”.

Now I admit I haven’t updated since a couple of days, hence I would like to clarify to the concerned reader that I am very much alive. Any bizzareness in my writing is not to be misconstrued as a netherworldly literary technique.

On that note, some recent and amusing queries that still haven’t made complete sense to me (by now I am assuming the ‘mallika sherawat hot’ queries are no longer an aberration) :

graph on romantice relationships at work (Hope you got what you were searching for. May your soul rest in peace)

mms indian scandals (double ahem this one)

requirements of being a nun (may I recommend a detailed book I have written on this one ?)

yuvraj singh visiting mandir (is this some Hindu girl of marriageable age ?)

deepak iyer seven hat (yeah even I din’t get this one)

sridevi overweight (the answer would be YES !)

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