Disclaimer : I am not responsible for any after effects this post may have on you.
As any normal person who is systematically brainwashed by the society and media, I too equated being hairy with really uncool. Until this thing came along :
We asked this question to 1,000 women in the city [of Mumbai] and 70% think that smooth is so not hot !
.. But women don’t seem too happy with the trend [of men going smooth]. DNA asked 1,000 women in the city if smooth men are hot? Most women think smooth is feminine and not metrosexual. So it’s not the Bollywood’s clean-chested stars and the urban metrosexual man that women swoon over. It’s still the good ol’ hairy ones!
This is a game changer ! It makes Anil Kapoor the hottest Greek god kinda thing on this and all other planets. Now I admit I have made plenty of jokes about Anil Kapoor’s body hair as I was blissfully unaware of this pathbreaking fact. As a part of my course correction and with the sole intention of boosting the female readership, please allow me to present some really *hot* snapshots of Anil Kapoor from a relatively unknown movie Loafer. It could also explain some earlier statements I have made about our new god, something that would amount to blasphemy now.
Female readers : Please forgive me if your heart skips a beat.
Here we go :
If you are still alive, images courtesy : Briyanshu.

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April 20, 2009 at 1:07 am
girish
oh eeeeeewww
April 20, 2009 at 1:08 am
Deepak Iyer
@Girish : This wasn’t meant for guys. But believe me, girls are going to fall head over heels ! [:-B]
April 20, 2009 at 7:22 am
Sindhuja
Gives one the impression that he’s wearing a coat below his neck.
Either I am an exception to your theory/fact or I need to get my hormones tested.
April 20, 2009 at 8:31 am
Deepak Iyer
@Sindhuja : So you are saying my whole carefully thought over ‘cunning plan’ to skyrocket the female readership is fundamentally flawed ? Damn !
April 20, 2009 at 10:38 am
Onkar
Recently saw an interview of Sonam Kapoor. She claims she got her genes from her father. Hmm!!! Oh let me try that again… Yuck!!!
April 20, 2009 at 10:46 am
Deepak Iyer
@Onkar : Thank god that did not happen. Else the kaala bandar in Dilli 6 would have been someone else !!
April 20, 2009 at 10:58 am
Sindhuja
ROFL!!! Kaala bandar =))
I’d think that you’d still have the same ‘female readership’, whether or not your ‘cunning plan’ works to woo them in. Only a part of them would disagree with the theory.
April 21, 2009 at 3:47 am
aditya
well i guess ladies have a different idea when they go for hair on the chest instead of clean shaven look
lol
April 27, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Sonal Rajapurkar
ew…gross… Yeti, anyone??
Thankyou Deepak Iyer, those disgusting pictures actually diverted me away from my hyperventilating over the end term paper Im just about to give….
April 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Deepak Iyer
@Sonal : My absolute pleasure.
At the other end of the spectrum, I also hear some people have been scarred for life by this post and just refuse to visit my blog in fear.
I guess Mr. Anil Kapoor is so great that he addresses a vast range of issues .. just through his hair. My humble attempt only helps the cause.
January 28, 2010 at 5:26 am
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January 29, 2010 at 3:03 am
Xeb
OMG! There’s hair, then there’s hair. *wow*
January 29, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Deepak Iyer
@Xeb : Wow good or wow eww — in which case you would’ve said eww. Now I think you actually liked those snaps.
January 29, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Xeb
Haha, most definitely *eww*, but yes, I can see why you would be confused.
January 29, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Deepak Iyer
@Xeb : See it’s OK if you liked it. People have different tastes. I won’t judge you. Promise.
January 29, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Xeb
*ick*
January 31, 2010 at 10:15 am
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