In what was a full episode devoted to Sarah Palin’s resignation (or quitting, as you prefer), Jon Stewart quotes (on The Daily Show) :

Look at it this way. She completed a governorship in 2 and a half years.

She loves Alaska so much that she had to set it free.

If only Sarah Palin charged a royalty each time a joke was made about her, she’d have so much money that she could easily buy out the liberal media and force all of us to pronounce it Alyeskya.

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