I was late watching this Pixar movie too. I usually cannot get myself to watch animated movies, which is strange as I haven’t hated any. The last one I saw in this genre was WALL.E, which was overrated in my opinion.

Back to Up, I loved its simple plot, the execution, the adorable characters and almost every aspect of it. If you haven’t already seen it, don’t miss it. Everything is kept very simple and linear, but done perfectly. Animation is top-notch, as is expected of Pixar.

May I add that ‘actors’ like Upen Patel would do well learning acting from the animated characters.

If the Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012, how didn’t they predict that such an annoying movie would be made based on their prediction ?

You get the idea, right ?

The director Roland Emmerich should’ve really stopped making disaster movies after Independence Day. Cliches galore (is that a cliche too ?), the movie borrows from half a dozen disaster movie scenes and doesn’t even try to make any sense. Lesser said about the acting, the better. I have no idea what John Cusack is doing in this movie. I believed he was a respectable actor.

Just avoid the movie. Period.

Borrowing a line from one of my favourite bloggers, I’ll say :

Saala aisa picture banayega to world end nahi hoga to kya hoga ! (If you make such a terrible movie, the world is bound to end)

If you thought Gandhian ideals were a lost cause, look no further than the Sena. They have not only held them in utmost regard, but are now fighting for it to remain alive.

We all know that the Shiv Sena attacked CNN-IBN channel offices — that’s old news. They beat up reporters and staff — big deal. But few people know that a Shiv Sainik too was beaten up in the fracas :

“We have demanded action against journalists, who beat our activists. A party worker was seriously injured and has been paralysed,” Sena group leader in Assembly, Subhash Desai, told reporters here.

I am sure the biased channels haven’t covered this news. Action must be taken against the journalists who have done this. Don’t people even remember what the old man taught us ?

If the Sainiks attack you, you don’t resist. If you do, they’ll beat you up till you don’t resist. So really if you see, they’re just converting us all to Gandhians.

And here we are, criticizing them.

Yes, I hadn’t seen this movie until last week. Turns out when I was looking for it, I spelt it right.

Few directors have to match sky-high expectations of the audience as Quentin Tarantino — to his credit, he’s been consistently succeeding. Not this time. Inglourious Basterds is his weakest movie in my opinion.

Tarantino is a master of style, humour, scene-writing and execution — he falls short of all 4 in this movie. Besides the opening scene of the movie, few scenes were as impactful. I read Tarantino worked on the script for a decade, and had to cut it down from a script that was 3 movies long to one movie — it shows. There are tons of missing links and back-stories, but he seems to have chosen only those he could portray Tarantino-style. I am fine with missing back-stories, but only if it is consistent in the plot.

One more aspect I must add to the shortcomings is the score. I personally look forward to his flicks for the music he shortlists or gets written. Here, the background score stands out in only one scene — the climax scene involving Shosanna (Mélanie Laurent) and Fredrick Zoller (Daniel Brühl). Imagine if the movie was sprinkled with such pieces ! That would alone take the movie a few notches higher.

I reserve the best for the last.

Christoph Waltz.

The guy is outstandingly brilliant in his portrayal of the German officer Hans Landa, nicknamed ‘The Jew Hunter’. The mark of a great actor is the fewer lines he needs to speak to get a message across — until you threaten the job of a dialogue writer, you cannot be called a great actor. Watch out for the opening scene where he asks the French farmer to estimate the age of a missing Jewish girl, and you’ll know what I’m saying. Please please more roles for him !

The second pillar is Mélanie Laurent — looks, talent and a well-written character, she has it all.

About the star Brad Pitt, don’t rave about his acting on any page 3 clicks away from this post, and we’ll be cool. OK ?

I do realize that I might be making an unfair comparison to Tarantino’s previous movies here, but I can’t call a movie great when I know it could’ve been executed far more superbly by the same man. Standalone, the movie is a decent one-time watch. I don’t think I’ll revisit it.

I have to mention this upcoming movie, 3 Idiots, the preview poster of which is posted above.

You should be suspicious — I’m no fan of Aamir (which should be fairly obvious by now), I’m not eagerly awaiting it for many reasons (at the helm is Kareena) and I didn’t think Five-point someone was any good.

It’s just that the snap reminds me of Asha Parekh.

If you need further reference, read this.

Apologies for staying away from the blog for a few days. I’ve been busy with work and catching up on many pending movies. All reviews and new posts should be up in a day.

Or maybe two.

Inspite of being exhausted, I ventured out to see what the Leonid meteor shower thing was all about. One problem with the Bay Area is that no matter how far you drive, the city lights are still strong. Finally, we decided to go to the Big Basin State Park and along Skyline Blvd. (CA 35).

The problem — everyone decided to do the same thing !

So either everyone in the Bay Area is an astronomy enthusiast .. or I had no clue that area was a magnet for couples.

Anyway, the shower.

It wasn’t expected to be intense in North America so we spotted it in the tens, not hundreds. No photography could happen. It was an okayish experience in the outdoor cold.

Spectacle-wise and cold-wise, nothing comes even close to the Aurora Borealis experience.

I came across this nicely made short film forwarded to me by my friend Onkar, whose friend, in turn, shot this. But you didn’t need to know that.

Here it is — the short-film titled “Yard Sale” inspired by Ernest Hemingway’s six-word short story. I could just type in the six words, but it would spoil the movie for you.

Enjoy.

Now for the real reason why I posted it — the background track. I am unable to get the piece out of my head and have been playing the video in a loop since a couple of days now. I’ve written to the film-maker too but no reply as yet.

Would anyone here have a clue about the piece ? I suspect it might be an independent track that’s just mixed in the background here.

Thought I should share (and stare) :

During the 2009 Leonid meteor shower, you may see anywhere from 30 to 300 shooting stars an hour, depending on whether you’re in the right place to see the showy peak on November 17, experts predict.

With the highest number of meteors streaking across the skies around 4:45 p.m. ET, the Leonids peak will be effectively invisible for viewers in North America and Europe.

In those regions, sky-watchers are advised to venture out away from bright city lights between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. on the 17th, when they should see 30 to 50 meteors an hour.

Note that the time is EST.

Link via Tushar B., who also wants me to recognize his humanitarian efforts in introducing readers to this blog.

The plan was to post tweets from my Twitter page every Friday. As promised and *on schedule*, here they are. There was a huge backlog, so the post is very long. Enjoy.
I’d still recommend following the tweets at my Twitter page.

Disturbing video (atleast for me) : Chinese develop a way to fry fish so that it’s alive when served http://is.gd/4WFu1

Bhatt film disrupted coz of son’s suspected terror links http://is.gd/4WEob Er .. or maybe the movie Tum Mile was *that* bad.

I’m sure the those who use the Wii for exercise also eat at McDonald’s for dieting http://is.gd/4WvOC

Nice headline : Tendulkar unites all of India yet again http://is.gd/4WvCw I am so tempted to say to someone, ‘I told you so’.

You can’t get lower than this, Mr. Thackeray — Mamta Banerjee flays you and most people agree with her. http://is.gd/4WvuN

Last plug, at the blog : You don’t mess with Tendulkar http://is.gd/4W1Xi .. RT at your will.

For all YouTube addicts : Check your YouTube IQ : http://is.gd/4W78y

Karan Johar defends Kurbaan poster http://is.gd/4W25X .. He finally discovers manhood ! Yay !

At the blog : You don’t mess with Tendulkar http://is.gd/4W1Xi

@amitvarma : You don’t mess with Sachin. And you don’t mess with BCCI. No one does. http://is.gd/4W1hN

Piece starts with-Actresses claim news hungry media makes up stories of link ups http://is.gd/4W14K The title – Shahid moves on to Anushka

Obama’s speech that touches on issues like free speech censored in China http://is.gd/4W0EB .. Irony, anyone ?

“Oba Mao” shirts are on sale in China .. http://is.gd/4W0xe .. That one sentence just gave Fox News enough material for a month.

Ranbir snubs RGV project .. http://is.gd/4VZAE .. The kid’s got brains. I like him already !

Shivraj Patil’s autobio 1000 pages long http://bit.ly/2Qvvgp Nothin happens in it, just the ink, paper quality r changed every 5 pages.

Must-watch video – Pakistan Rock Rails Against the West, Not the Taliban http://bit.ly/4rEyyR (ft. nutcase Ali Azmat)

So if Al Gore hadn’t lost those elections, we wouldn’t have global warming at all !

Palin wasn’t aware Bristol was sexually active till pregnant http://bit.ly/2BTePE Actually even for a few days after that.

Bareback poster of Kareena has Sena fuming http://bit.ly/4rIKpd If only her face was shown, she cud’ve passed off as a man

At the blog : Laga Reh by Shehzad Roy http://is.gd/4VjGd .. Superb song, don’t miss it (http://is.gd/4VjGF)

R R Patil brushing up Hindi to avoid being ‘misinterpreted’ http://is.gd/4Vi3c .. I’d suggest toning down on SRK movies.

PC : Headley case is not a cricket match for which a ball-by-ball description has to be given http://bit.ly/22kyyP.. Nice !

@amitvarma : Reminds me of Rohit’s blow-up doll gift on Bigg Boss for his bday (they called it Chi Chi Poo). I am not making this up.

Gary Kirsten’s sex advice (http://is.gd/4UA6I) finally makes it to The Colbert Report :: http://is.gd/4UA5G

WTF question of the day on #bb3 to Bakhtiyar – Do you see a generation gap between you and Tanaaz ?

This is the *best* wiki article *ever* (of the C.I.D. show that airs on Sony) http://is.gd/4UrA5

20 years ago, Tendulkar and Kambli were at the start of their careers. Today Sachin is god and Kambli is in Bigg Boss.

Google Wave – Theory and Reality http://is.gd/4TYCV .. Quite true.

I have 30 Google Wave invites. Anyone interested ? If yes … really ???

@amitvarma : In that report, Mahesh Bhatt says ‘I will not say anything more’. There’s one very rare sentence.

RT @flyyoufools: @amitvarma Woah… IBN staffers must be in great health! From all the exercise they get frm jumping to conclusions.

TOI lists sexual obsessions http://is.gd/4TXgP Quote:There is no signal stronger than pissing on someone. That’s ‘on’ not ‘off’

At the blog : MLA wants a Ph.D. http://is.gd/4TWSa

At the blog : Music and logarithms http://is.gd/4TWoh

At the blog : A missing piece in the MNS puzzle http://is.gd/4TWnL

Heh. An image search for next BJP pres Nitin Gadkari throws up Rakhi Sawant quite high http://is.gd/4TLhr RSS won’t be happy.

Oops .. and there goes one country I can’t visit.

In China, those who complain to govt risk kidnap: report http://is.gd/4TEZv .. Like, duh !!

For mountain lovers-Views from the 7 highest mountain passes on earth http://is.gd/4TEMe Spectacular ! (I’ve been to just 1)

Anurag Kashyap on MNS interrupting a Danish film at MAMI http://is.gd/4TCH1 The man’s got b*lls, a rarity in Bwood (via @salilb)

Carrie Prejean on Larry King (on asked Do you have a hero ?) : Sarah Palin is my hero. (must-watch intrvw http://is.gd/4TCtl)

Carrie Prejean on Larry King – ‘My book is for Americans who believe that their beliefs are under attacks.’ She believes so.

State recovers Rs 57,000 from MNS http://is.gd/4TBOR Nice start, now the state should recover the real cost of all damages.

Tanaaz says Television ki duniya mein Tanaaz-Bakhtiyar bohot bade naam hai. OK I’ll note that. Who’s the guy again ? #bb3

Word of advice to Bigg Boss : If you want to create a scripted show, first bring in freakin’ better actors !! #bb3

Indian news agencies seem to have dedicated one person to write a daily article

Microsoft patents sudo http://bit.ly/3WFhL9 Linux fanboys are so going to hate MS for this. Meh .. they already do.

19 nominees for best RTI user award http://is.gd/4TzsD Either way, an RTI app will be filed for how the winner was selected.

Must-read for the Facebook addicts http://is.gd/4TyRi .. Yes, it is about your annoying status messages.

I hear that it rained in Pune before Phyan was expected and stopped when the met. issued the Phyan warning.

You didn’t see this coming, did you ? http://bit.ly/1WrtP6 ..

Fellatio common among bats http://is.gd/4SLMu That’s what happens when you do it in the dark.

My 2 cents http://is.gd/4Sl7S @amitvarma: See what I found: http://bit.ly/FUrasRT @mvatlarge: Arre, DNA ran a story on Bebo’s dog’s illness.

Raj T says admiring Hitler, Leave aside his negative aspects like d barbaric annihilation of millions of Jews.http://is.gd/4SjuR

UN declares Afghan election “credible, legitimate” http://is.gd/4SiUZ When was the last time someone took the UN seriously ?

See the world’s scariest path http://is.gd/4SiJQ .. The fun starts after a minute in the video.

The 13 types of friends on Facebook http://is.gd/4Siu0 .. I am not in the list — the kind that doesn’t use FB.

Japan sets a legal ‘maximum waist size’ http://is.gd/4SilP .. If you don’t want to hand out visas to Americans, just say so !

Couple in court for loud sex http://is.gd/4Si43 Money quote: A 10-minute recording of their sex sessions was played out before a judge.

Wedding rehearsals begin for Shilpa-Raj http://is.gd/4ShO5 .. He’s already married once, what more can he do ?

Quite a WTF mindtrick .. http://is.gd/4Sgtk .. Worked for me .. bizarrely. Let me know your answer.

Bakhtiyar wants to separate from Tanaaz .. Bigg Boss isn’t scripted. Right. #bb3

Indian rlwys recruits wrestlers to intimidate ticketless passengers http://is.gd/4S336 and YouTube shud recruit geniuses for comments.

Microsoft India seeing good response to Windows 7 http://bit.ly/2stlON .. which basically means lotsa torrent dloads going on.

No that’ s Jupiter. Can’t blame them, u don’t get protection for such sizes @omniprasan : @iyerdeepak may be we get a child moon!

Researchs create lab-grown penis http://bit.ly/1×7hFp .. I wonder how their ‘Bring ur child to work’ day goes.

World will not end in 2012, says Nasa http://bit.ly/1eFK5R Thanks, Ibut m not sure about the moon, given the way ur humping it

If you aren’t sure if Bigg Boss is scripted, watch Pravesh with Claudia #bb3

‘Drunk’ youth mows down 3 in Noida http://is.gd/4Rp5F .. If Leonidas were from Noida, he’d have to do this to be an adult.

Fearing getting slapped, Ricky Ponting taking Marathi lessons http://is.gd/4R8HK (by @FakingNews)

I wouldn’t count this out yet. RT @OldmonkMGM: MNS workers demand TOEFL to be conducted in Marathi.

Strengthening Mumbai’s security top priority : R.R.Patil. http://bit.ly/DfMD2 Not put foot in mouth, second. Bar girls, distant third.

Heh. 30 mins of your life can give happiness to half a billion people .. http://bit.ly/1wJf5U

Snake bites man, man bites snake back http://bit.ly/2s60DQ In India ‘man bites snake’ shd replace ‘man bites dog’ http://bit.ly/4EW1oh)

I am not encouraging separatist movement in China: Dalai Lama http://bit.ly/3qOzxT Coz Tibet isn’t a part of China ? Sly !! Heh.

Those opposing Vande Mtrm have no right to be in India http://bit.ly/iQSp4 Same for those who don’t know about ‘rights’. Oops.

Suicide bomber shot dead in Islamabad http://bit.ly/HgGdz .. Say what you want, he succeeded.

Ashok Chavan : The time has come to deliver results http://bit.ly/2ByIW .. Only in India can u get away with saying that.

Aamir Khan elaborates on the diff betn idiot and stupid http://bit.ly/8nke6 What an intelligent man !

Unable to figure out Google Wave, youngster kills himself http://bit.ly/3S7hYp @FakingNews is getting better and better.

Here’s my dream #TedIndia speaker list : Arundhati R., Barkha D., Baba Ramdev, Rohit Verma, Himesh R., and Savita Bhabhi. #ted

At The Onion : Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists http://is.gd/4PgUR .. Hehe.

[Farooq dates wife Moily at violence-prone roadside restaurant] .. [they left happily, waving at stunned crowd] http://is.gd/4PeTj

Watching the trailers of 3 Idiots, I suspect Aamir Khan will be around 400 years old by the time he plays an aged person.

Maharastrian immigrants preserve culture, language in Israel http://is.gd/4Oocx Would that make the Thackerays proud or not ?

Berlusconi to discuss ‘morality’ with Pope http://is.gd/4Oo8k That’s like MJ discussing child welfare with, well, the Pope.

Indyarocks founder hopes to topple no. of Orkut next yr http://is.gd/4OnMm .. Spamming people does not mean they are members !

My thoughts on the first session of #TedIndia : http://bit.ly/FPHft .. Eager to watch Harsha Bhogle.

#TedIndia session 1 thoughts http://bit.ly/FPHft

P.C. Chidambaram’s favourite Coen brothers’ movie : The Man Who Wasn’t There http://is.gd/4NolH

A short film inspired by a six-word short story of Hemingway : http://is.gd/4NlV2

Sawai Gandharva dates announced – 7th to 10th Jan http://72.78.249.107/Sakal/... Kindly RT.

Bhansali’s next is After Khamoshi: The Musical http://is.gd/4MDOH .. I’m super excited. The title itself oozes creativity.

Watch TedIndia at Indiatimes : http://is.gd/4MDGk #TedIndia .. Please RT.

China accuses Dalai of attempting to ‘damage’ Sino-India ties http://is.gd/4MdkU .. Okay DNA, that’s NOT his first name.

RT @Jhunjhunwala: Rehman Malik does not need any evidence to prove the existence of Rajnikanth #Rajnikanth

When Deve Gowda first saw #Rajnikanth, he couldn’t sleep for one whole day.

Eric Cartman’s Poker Face .. uncut .. must-watch .. http://bit.ly/jyp9d

London Sleeps #unseenprequels

Main Aur Miss. Khanna #unseenprequels

What’s your ASL ? #unseenprequels

Love Kal Aaj #unseenprequels

Dev C #unseenprequels

#unseenprequels : Chandni Chowk to Nepal

This is massive or what : Deepika-Ranbir call it quits http://bit.ly/27VcC6 .. Please RT ?

Briton ‘allergic’ to wife n develops rashes whenever he goes near her http://is.gd/4LvYX Excuse #win.

Bear kills 2 infiltrators in Kashmir as they hid in its cave http://is.gd/4LvFk .. It sure knows about property rights.

Can we settle this age old debate – Do the Maggi noodles go in first or does the masala ? #maggi

Key to successful marriage is smarter woman who is 5 yrs younger http://bit.ly/3BNSqT Guess it only works for stupid old men

A year after 26/11, Indians perceive rising food prices as a bigger threat than terrorism http://bit.ly/2TlTyn .. Right.

Mel Gibson and girlfriend welcome a baby girl http://bit.ly/1J5m1v Wouldn’t it be fun if she grew up to be a Jew lesbian ?

The most-beautiful places of China http://bit.ly/3xLJf .. If only it had some pics of Arunachal, the link would’ve been viral.

Times compiles a list of famous ‘thought-provoking’ SRK dialogues http://bit.ly/1mcZKX Includes Baazigar, DDLJ, Darr lines. Heh.

Loved this line : ‘SRK cast a magic spell over the participants of the marathon’ http://bit.ly/4gcIpZ

I just saw a Twitter list named “people”. Too bad if (you’re his friend and) you didn’t make it to his list.

Ah .. more puns from Mumbai Mirror for those interested http://is.gd/4IGlq

Love him or hate him, the man’s [George W. Bush] got a sense of humour http://is.gd/4IGgP

Fresh PIL ‘fired’ at bullet-proof vests http://is.gd/4IwIi So did something really bad happen d last time u didn’t use a pun?

RT @over_rated: If you want to scare republicans on Halloween, get your immigrant friends to dress up as the Public Option.

Terrorists sending coded messages in blog rants http://is.gd/4ImaC .. So if Barkha Dutt doesn’t get you, the cops will.

‘On this show, celebrities will disclose some stunning truth about their past life’ http://bit.ly/1wM8i4

@kaisernova : Heh, exactly my thought. Who the f*** buys one kilo of ginger !!

WTF news : ‘Colors gets I&B notice for ‘corrupt’ babu in serial’ http://is.gd/4HsNf .. OK why don’t u just write all scripts ?

Heh. Rohit Verma seems so excited about the best ‘catcher’ award. #bb3

Whoa .. Rohit Verma is taking bitchiness to new heights #bb3

#Hindi2English: Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai = Myself Roman Polanski.

#Hindi2English: Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai = I start a new meme everyday (@amitvarma)

#Hindi2English: I can talk english, i can walk english, i can laugh english = Screw English, regional language FTW !!

#Hindi2English: Paanch Rupaiya Bara Ana.= Five-point someone.

RT @amitvarma: #Hindi2English: Gussa thook do = STOP USING ALL CAPS. CALM DOwn. There, there.

#Hindi2English: Tarkih par tarikh = I have an awesome dating life !

#Hindi2English: Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain = It’s a cover up for his other ’shortcomings’.

#Hindi2English: Yeh sunne se pehle meri jaan kyun nahi chali gayi = Oh cool .. new Himesh song !

#Hindi2English: In kutton ke saamne mat nachna = You have been eliminated from Jhalak Dikhla Ja.

Gay prince finds true love, horoscopes match perfectly too http://is.gd/4GPn5 which reminds me, wht the @#$@ is Chi Chi Poo ?

The Pope will now allow Anglicans to recognize him as their leader. (via The Colbert Report)

“VIPs, stray dog delay 10 flights in New Delhi” http://is.gd/4Gl4Y .. Juxtaposition #win.

Jail inmates keen to participate in Rahul’s swayamvar. “They have started wearing lipsticks n dressing up” http://is.gd/4GkTF

Epic revenge saga : Ridiculed in school for being geeky, geek has now bedded 500 women, wins prize for it http://is.gd/4G8kE

Only Arnold can pull this off http://is.gd/4G88E .. You don’t mess with Arnold, unless you’re a California wild-fire.

Rediff headline : ‘On the ramp: Ballet, beauty and Amrita Rao’ http://is.gd/4G7YV .. Ouch.

Windows 7 dominoes epic #fail .. watch @ 1:25 http://is.gd/4G7Ox .. The rest is fine.

Sarah Palin received $1.25 million to pen memoir http://is.gd/4FuRS .. Methinks the money was to shut her mouth.

RT @sidin: I was thinking Karol Bagh, Dwarka etc. Not! RT @amitvarma: TOI tells us the 10 places where women want to be touched.

Wire snaps on the #baybridge, entire load falls on Twitter : http://is.gd/4FbI6

Facebook might just get next year’s Nobel Peace Prize .. http://is.gd/4EZwK .. Surely a better effort than Obama’s.

RT @StephenAtHome: whoever said that revenge is a dished best served cold never tried it sauteed with carrots and summer squash. delightful

Mamata demands President’s rule in WB .. http://is.gd/4EG1X .. For the last time, that doesn’t mean Obama will head WB !

George W. Bush turns motivational speaker http://is.gd/4EEUJ .. The idea being, if I can be President, u can do anything.

#castingforhollywoodramayana Amar Singh for Hanuman .. coz he himself said so -> http://is.gd/4EEnB

Himesh for Vali, people were scared of his shouting, plus he dies. #castingforhollywoodramayana

Arundhati Roy for Valmiki, both write fiction bestsellers. #castingforhollywoodramayana

Asked if the party [BJP] needed surgery, Rajnath [Singh] said, “Not at all, who says that?” http://is.gd/4EDJh .. Denial #win.

#uselesscreations Designer wear for prisoners http://is.gd/4ECXE

RT @rameshsrivats: TN govt. to support 50-over cricket. In line with the teachings of Bhaaratiyar who clearly said – “ODI Vilayaadu Paapa”.

Must watch : Karan Thapar’s unflinching concentration in the face of Ms. Roy’s falling pallu http://is.gd/4Dk71

QOTD from #bb3 .. Poonam : Aditi is a little more difficult to penetrate.

“Social groups and political leaders have objected to this [Raju Srivastav] semi-nudity on TV” http://is.gd/4CZx9 .. FTW !

#BhagwadGitaSez : Closed caption : Arjuna is godlike.

#BhagwadGitaSez : Okay fine .. I’ll try to get Preity Zinta to hug you if you win. Now will you get on with the fight !!

RT @amitvarma: #BhagwadGitaSez ‘Krish, just got an SMS from some Lalit Modi asking if I can finish the war in three hours. Whaddya think?’

#BhagwadGitaSez @amitvarma: ‘Lalit Modi also wanted 6 teams. But he assured me that I’ll be the icon player of my team’.

#BhagwadGitaSez : Listen up guys, the war begins trow. By tonight, you need to delete those guys from your FB friends list

#BhagwadGitaSez : Krishna : and the book’s complete … Trust me, this is going to be a fiction bestseller someday.

#BhagwadGitaSez : Sanjaya : I’m here to interview for the post of a commentator. Heard the previous guy, Arun Lal, got fired

#BhagwadGitaSez : *sigh* Bhishma is a very lonely man … Hey, that’s an awesome line, hope it is famous someday.

#BhagwadGitaSez : Drona’s last tweet : “Fu*k, just saw an arrow coming towar’

#BhagwadGitaSez : Hey Krish, quick ques. – Can I play Himesh songs on my speaker as a defense tactic ?

#BhagwadGitaSez : Get this, all keyords of this war are gonna be remade as lame movies. Kurukshetra, Krish, Arjun, Drona ..

#BhagwadGitaSez : If you’re really angry, forget the Bhramastra sh*t. Type in CAPITAL LETTERS !

#BhagwadGitaSez : Umm you can’t fight after sunset. Look, I don’t care if you’re not a day person !!

#BhagwadGitaSez : Must say Drona fought well. He surely deserves a great movie made in his name …. NOT.

#BhagwadGitaSez : Can’t believe Drona fell for that Ashwatthama prank. ROTFL !

#BhagwadGitaSez Bhishma is giving his parting monologue. Such a drama queen.

Walt Disney to offer refund to parents of babies whose I.Q. did not increase by Baby Einstein DVDs http://bit.ly/13oAzH .. heh.

My law : If there’s an issue, Arundhati Roy has a wrong opinion about it.

One more : Arundhati Roy – The real fact is–and I believe this–that it is the .[....] http://bit.ly/1qJG4q

WTF falls short : I have told her to increase her breast and butt size but there’s no action on her part http://bit.ly/39006a

Q : Whose acting is the best in Blue ? .. A: The sharks (via @alltalk)

Demand for new Maha CM to selected from OBCs http://is.gd/4Algk .. Totally. The next Gandhi heir should also be an OBC.

Wen calls Manmohan ‘old friend’, agree to strengthen ties http://bit.ly/l5Uot … Wen called PM old, our media will announce.

‘Rajini blessed by Sri Dayananda Saraswati’ http://is.gd/4AeQm .. It is obvious the editor of the piece wasn’t blessed.

Priceless : ‘With only 13 days of campaigning, I got 36,000 votes. Nw I’ll work seriously for the people’ http://bit.ly/33zgcT