Pakistanis learnt about the evil side of Facebook recently. Not the pictures of the prophet, but that it can be banned at will by the government.

Therefore, an alternative was born : It would’ve been sued to death in the U.S. for plagiarism, but it should be safe for now.

Its tagline is precious: MillatFacebook helps you connect and share with more than 1.57 Billion Muslims and Sweet people from other Religions.

So if you follow Islam, walk right in. If you follow any other religion, grab a knife, pierce it into your flesh — Arms, thighs are good options for those with a good physique; belly for Indians. Scrape some flesh and eat it. If it tastes sweet, walk right in.


I know that was gross, or as some would say — in bad taste.