Playboy has a new DVD out: Nude Yoga. Guess who isn’t turned on?

Hindu statesman Rajan Zed has taken aim at Playboy bosses saying, “Hindus are upset over what is the misuse of the revered system of yoga by Playboy for mercantile greed and we are urging the organisation to withdraw all its yoga-related products.”

Before I go any further, I think we should wait for the guys — who are searching for the video — to return.

Meanwhile, girls, any tips for pedicure?