Chinese premier Wen Jiabao:

Noting that this year marked the 60th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and India, he said the two countries “now face good opportunities to expand cooperation and pursue common development” (goals).

“Finally, I would like to extend through you journalists, cordial greetings and best wishes from the Chinese people to the people of India,” Wen said.

For the nerds, that’s 1.53829922 × 1018 greetings as of this moment.

In return, I propose we let him access p0rn sites while he is in India — he can’t do that back home.