Do you realize that tomorrow:

1. your spouse could get killed in an accident?

2. your child could be hit by a car?

3. your girlfriend could dump you for another guy more endowed than you?

3. you could be diagnosed with a life-threatening condition, perhaps sexually transmitted HIV which you contracted through your girlfriend who contracted it through the above mentioned well-endowed guy?

4. your bank could file for bankruptcy and you could lose all your money?

If you want to be safe, buy the Hanuman Shanti Kawach, for only $125 (excluding shipping and handling).


Blame it on the dhaba where I often have lunch. They have a good taste in food, not television channels.