John loves Jane. Jane loves John. They are happy together. John is killed one day. Jane’s fallback relationship is Adam. It goes on well initially but turns sour in a few years. Adam is one day found sleeping with Mary and Jane breaks up with Adam.
To mend things, on Jane’s birthday, Adam sponsors a half-page ad (in a newspaper Jane reads) proclaiming how much he loves .. umm .. John.
Yep, that’s about what happened.
Why can’t the government of Pakistan always be so adorable?
P.S. Jane’s co-worker, Simon, who has always had the hots for her, can’t stop pointing and laughing at Adam.