I just came across the shining new version of Mila Sur Mera Tumhara, and I can’t stop laughing.

In one word, #fail. My thoughts :

Aishwarya Rai – worst acting of the lot.

Bhupen Hazarika – best non-‘Bollywood actor’ hammer.

Sivamani – Er .. what was that ? This and his TED appearance have made me appreciate Taufiq Qureshi and Zakir Hussain that much more.

Deepika Padukone – Why is she even in the video ? Katrina Kaif would’ve atleast made the video popular.

Aamir Khan – I expected a Kya Bolti Tu after the Aye. Worse — I am sure that was intended.

Shah Rukh Khan – Was that a deleted scene from Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna ?

Salman Khan – He was so close to getting the best bit in this otherwise atrocious video — but totally screwed it up with his appearance in a vest.

Shilpa Shetty – When is the expiry date of her Big Brother fame ?

The Nam .. isai was another #fail. I wouldn’t have minded using the original lines.

A.R. Rahman – Well played, sir ! The one wise one who took an early exit knowing what was going to follow.

I also didn’t see any music director in the (dis)credits. Any idea who composed this one ?

Link via email by Narendra Shenoy.